Chatting in #terrafusion:
Shambler      = Me
cyBeAr        = Chief beetle Overlord
Lunaran       = Beetle supporter
NotoriousRay  = Not listening to my good site advice
skull         = Beetle supporter
inert|mapping = Mapping?? Yeah right!!
Rush          = Stray buffoon

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<Shambler> whatever make the site so it doesn't work in 800 !
<NotoriousRay> why would i do that
<NotoriousRay> i run 800
<Shambler> jeez u suck ray, upgrade your p166
<NotoriousRay> shambler i'm on a p3 550
<NotoriousRay> a nice system
<NotoriousRay> it just hurts my eyes having text that small
<Shambler> lol upgrade you 11" monitor then
<NotoriousRay> 17"
<NotoriousRay> trinitron
<Shambler> upgrade your eyeballs then dammit!!
<NotoriousRay> i have glasses 2.0
<NotoriousRay> but they're a little buggy
<cyBeAr> shamb: upgrade your beetle defense systems
<Shambler> lol cybear
<Shambler> i have
<Shambler> rings of flak cannons
<Shambler> minefields miles wide
<cyBeAr> the minefields won't do any good
<Shambler> i have razed all buildings and flattened all hills for 10 miles 
  around so there is no cover
<Shambler> floodlights light up the sky night and day
<Shambler> advanced radar tracking
<skull> get some razorwire
<Shambler> trip beams and toxic gas cover the entire house
<cyBeAr> flak cannons might do some damage
<Shambler> it takes me 2 hours just to get into the front door
<skull> do you have any trenchs?
<cyBeAr> next time I'll send some stealth beetles
<skull> Shambler, what about underground defenses?
<Shambler> stealth beetle might evade radar but they would be shown up 
  by the 12,000 watt searchlights
<Lunaran> Just get yourself an Orbiting Shambler Station(tm), and you 
  won't have to bother with that stuff.
<Lunaran> Cybear won't be able to afford space beetles for a while yet.  ;D
* NotoriousRay gives cybear 1million$ grant for space beetle development
<Shambler> the entire house is covered by a net of trip beams
<Lunaran> D'oh!
<cyBeAr> shamb: next attack might come outside your home
* skull provides cybear with cloaking tech
<Shambler> anything larger than a dust mote triggers off gallons of lethal 
  gas pumped into the air
<skull> ah hah. slipgate technology may help here
<Shambler> inside the house has been sterilised so clean you could 
  operate on the floor...
<cyBeAr> thanks nray for the money, now I can buy some new clothes
<skull> cyBeAr, no! not clothes. beetles
<skull> if you spend it on clothes you could loose the grant
<cyBeAr> shamb: next attack might come outside your home
<Shambler> cybear....nothing lives inside my house, not even bacteria
<skull> Shambler, muwhahaha
<Shambler> moisture content: 0%, organic content: 0%
<skull> who said they would be living?
<Lunaran> Then what are you?
<Shambler> nothing moves without permission
<skull> he neurotic thats what
<Shambler> anything not accounted for and not specifcally requested is 
  instantly destroyed....even a stray leaf blowing in the window
<inert|mapping> shambler
<Rush> inert|mapping: get back to mapping
<inert|mapping> if there is 0% organic material
<inert|mapping> then are you not living?
<inert|mapping> rush :)
<inert|mapping> yes sir!
<Shambler> inertia: i am accounted for
<Shambler> however i am disinfected regular and probed for errant 
  suspicious beetle materials
<cyBeAr> shamb: do you feel an itch somewhere?
<skull> goodnight
<Shambler> no...no itchs....
* Lunaran emits an evil laugh suddenly, then stops and looks around 
  cautiously
<cyBeAr> k, then the tiny beetle burrowed under your skin seems to be 
  working
<skull> what if you grow slightly fatter?
* Shambler removes all his skin to make sure
<inert|mapping> hehe
<Lunaran> ALL of it?
<Lunaran> Even those hard to reach places behind the horns?
<Shambler> apart from the foreskin, i can check under there manually
<Shambler> as it were
<Lunaran> I'm going to go barf.
<skull> muwhaha. a beetle that crawls up the uretha and then sticks inself 
  in there
<skull> my gift to you
<Shambler> my urethra would eat it alive and ejaculate the shell out
<inert|mapping> rush
<inert|mapping> i have something i want you to look at
<Shambler> not in public interia!!
<inert|mapping> lol
<Rush> hmmm
* cyBeAr remembers to breed beetles with urethra safe shells
<inert|mapping> otha window
<Rush> other window?
<Rush> i have a naked guy in that window already though
<Rush> you want me to look at another one?
<Shambler> lol cybear
<inert|mapping> yeah
<Shambler> i think you ought to go make cbadm4 or something as you 
  obviously have too much time to waste...
<Lunaran> Just spray them with Urethra-B-Gon when you release them.
<Lunaran> The beetles, I mean.
<cyBeAr> shamb: what? you've already forgotten that it is my mom that 
  makes my maps?
<Lunaran> Yeah, right! :)
<Shambler> sigh yeah so she does
<Shambler> she makes maps, you make beetles
<Shambler> fucking weird family i think =)
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