Chatting in #terrafusion:
shambles = Me
redman   = Divine sculptor of the holy Q3A Cow
Defrag   = What u do to ur hard drive
Vondur   = Red peril
Bal      = Target for abuse as usual

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<shambles> lo redman
<shambles> so
<shambles> how does work on the q3acow progress??
<shambles> penis i am lagged yet again
<redman> it does not yet
<redman> i have not had time
<redman> i will soon
<redman> do not worry tho
<redman> tuesday
<redman> and it should be done
<redman> glowing udders and all
<shambles> cool
<shambles> i had a thought redman
<redman> yesh?
<shambles> would it be possibly to use that sort of pulsating effect that is used on 
  those spines in q3dm4, to make the cows stomach pulsate as if it was chewing cud???
<redman> and like that guy impaled over the red armour on q3dm7?
<shambles> errrr
<shambles> maybe
<shambles> haven't seen that
<redman> heh
<redman> yeah
<redman> it's the first test level
<redman> q3test1
<shambles> yeah
<shambles> like that
<redman> i'd need to split the model up more
<redman> but i could do it
<shambles> so it kinda pulsates slowly so the cow is chewing
<shambles> that would be cool
<shambles> maybe have the udders pulsate too, as they drip the holy milk
<redman> hehe
<DeFrag> wth you guys talkin' about?? :)
<redman> i was about to suggest having the udders "pulsate" in such a way as to look 
  as tho they were flapping in the wind
<Vondur> shamb, why do you need that?
<redman> a q3 map object i'm working on
<DeFrag> ahh
<redman> for a friend
<DeFrag> a cow eh? hehe
<redman> yep
<redman> big one
<redman> huge cow
<shambles> well not really
<shambles> i dunno how much udders flap about
<redman> so big you can be splatted by it's shit
<redman> it'd be cool tho
<redman> hehe
<shambles> but i am sure they pulsate about when the cows is squirting milk
<redman> flapping udders
<DeFrag> was just in earlier & the discussion with Than about penises in maps.. 
<DeFrag> bal was here
<redman> bal is here
<DeFrag> hehe
* shambles slaps Bal around a bit with a large trout
<Bal> i am here...
<DeFrag> tis true
<shambles> exhibit A : Bal
<Bal> am i needed?
<DeFrag> hahaa
<redman> exhibit B: bal's ass
<shambles> lol
<Bal> grrr
<redman> exhibit C: the trout
* shambles spanks Bal's ass
<DeFrag> this is Bal..
<DeFrag> this is your Brain on Bal
<Vondur> :)
<Bal> wtf is wrong with u people! =D
<shambles> lol
<shambles> nothing
* shambles looks all innocent
<Vondur> exhibit d: inverted shambles
<shambles> inverted shambles??
<Vondur> yes
<DeFrag> in-shanted verbles
<redman> exhibit e: Vondur's extruded rectum
<DeFrag> yuk
<DeFrag> I didn't need THAT image.. 
<Vondur> exhibit f: hollowed by the rail redman
<shambles> ugh
<shambles> yeah
<redman> heh
<DeFrag> this worse than zoo-pr0n
<redman> hahaha
<shambles> exhibit f: redmans gibs slowly drifting to the ground
<Vondur> :)
* shambles not drunk
* shambles very sober
* Vondur beered
* DeFrag gettin' there
* shambles tired though
<redman> exhibit g: redman's gibs slowly drifting back to gether in a jumbled mess and 
  proceeding to kick santa in the gonads
<shambles> aaah full of festive cheer
<shambles> k
<shambles> lets vote: does christmas suck or rock???
<shambles> go on...
<shambles> suck
<Vondur> SUCK!
<DeFrag> sucks actually..
<DeFrag> gotta shop (hate that)
<redman> depends
<DeFrag> spend money on others.. (hate that too ;)
<DeFrag> hehe
<redman> my parents are drunk off their asses tonight
<shambles> anyone else??
* shambles slaps Bal around a bit with a large trout
<redman> so it sucks this year
<redman> last year was alright
*** shambles changes topic to 'Got Voodoo card and Q3A runs shite?? Did for me with a 
PIII600+256meg+Voodoo3, so go to www.wicked3d.com || #tf vote: Christmas sucks!!'
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