Chatting in #terrafusion (and then #damaulshed):
TEAMNaliCity    = Me
DaMaul          = The man with the SHED
KamiKhazi       = Bloody hairy Scot or something
Bal             = Well, it floats apparently 
ELEK            = Sadly shed-less
BobbyW[DM-a2]   = Shed status: Unknown
SmallPileofGibs = Shed status: Unknown
Peej            = Mildly amused by the sheddiness
Gibbie          = Mildly confused by the sheddiness

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<DaMaul> Its on my other freacjiing pc
<KamiKhazi> what?
<KamiKhazi> run out to your shed at once and copy it to disk
<TEAMNaliCity> shed!!
<KamiKhazi> if damaul has any sense, he'll be not typing cos he's running out to his 
  shed
<TEAMNaliCity> doesn't the shed get a bit cold or something??
<DaMaul> No way kam
<DaMaul> I cant be arse
<DaMaul> d
<DaMaul> No it gets too hot
<TEAMNaliCity> in winter, i mean??
<KamiKhazi> DO IT! OR ILL KILL YOU
<KamiKhazi> GWAN DO IT!
<TEAMNaliCity> isn't it full of spiders and odd garden implements?
<DaMaul> please stop talking about my shed
<KamiKhazi> rofl
<TEAMNaliCity> and where do you get power???
<KamiKhazi> take a photo of it and scan it, then we'll put in the topic
<TEAMNaliCity> it all seems rather strange - a shed is just a wooden hut, surely??
<DaMaul> Fuck sake, forget about it being a shed
<Bal> yeah! do a replica of ur shed in Unreal Damaul =)
<DaMaul> Its more like a small house
<DaMaul> heh
<TEAMNaliCity> no, i'm interested
<DaMaul> Ok im gonna take photos
<Bal> oh boy! =)
<KamiKhazi> cool
<TEAMNaliCity> like a chalet, or an out-building then??
<KamiKhazi> remember to take the porn pics off the small wooden walls
<Bal> a chaler? wtf?
<TEAMNaliCity> chalet
<Bal> chalet
<Bal> thats big
<TEAMNaliCity> well, you can have small ones
<TEAMNaliCity> or like a barn perhaps
<DaMaul> it used to be a workshop
<TEAMNaliCity> yeah i know the sort of thing
<KamiKhazi> what are the dimensions of your shed damaul?
<TEAMNaliCity> do you smoke a pipe when you go in there?
<DaMaul> 2 inches by 3 inches
<KamiKhazi> o
<TEAMNaliCity> and wear a cardigan, and "potter" around?
<KamiKhazi> i have a bruise on my lower abdomen
<Bal> hehe
<TEAMNaliCity> that is from the tail of the last animal you raped, kami :P
<KamiKhazi> prolly aye
<KamiKhazi> but I WANT TO SEE DAMAULS DOOM WAD
<DaMaul> Nah I smoke a roll-up made from the compost heap that is next to my 
  shed
<TEAMNaliCity> and being scottish, it would either be a sheep or a cow
<TEAMNaliCity> or maybe a GROUSE!!
<KamiKhazi> damaul go out and get it you lazy bastard
<DaMaul> Theres not a great deal to my doom wad yet kam
<DaMaul> just a room
<DaMaul> A cool looking room at that
<TEAMNaliCity> how many rooms does the shed have?
<KamiKhazi> 1
<KamiKhazi> :)
<DaMaul> 2!
<TEAMNaliCity> 2!
<DaMaul> Although 1 room is full up of shite
<TEAMNaliCity> i see
<DaMaul> Not literally
<KamiKhazi> damaul im afraid your shed and wad shall suck
<TEAMNaliCity> any odd garden implements??
<DaMaul> lol @ kam
<DaMaul> We shall see
<DaMaul> Nah, the garden implements are in the other shed
<TEAMNaliCity> AH HA!!!
<Bal> u use one of ur rooms as a bathroom?
* TEAMNaliCity looks smug
<KamiKhazi> "OTHER"
<KamiKhazi> wtf kinda garden do u have?
<TEAMNaliCity> is that a normal shed then??
<TEAMNaliCity> one with a lot of sheds, evidently
* DaMaul hides
<TEAMNaliCity> lol
<DaMaul> SHUT UP ABOUT MY FUCKING SHEDS!
<DaMaul> Ill take some pissing photos
<KamiKhazi> does it look like a normal shed?
<KamiKhazi> or is it 'special?'
<DaMaul> It rocksd
<DaMaul> Its green
<DaMaul> Like nature
<TEAMNaliCity> we want photos of both, okay??
<DaMaul> ok
<DaMaul> Ill take photos off all aspects of my life
<DaMaul> So you'll stop asking questions
<KamiKhazi> 2 from outside
<TEAMNaliCity> no no, just the sheds
<KamiKhazi> 2 from inside
<KamiKhazi> i want to see pictures of damauls dog
<KamiKhazi> and horse
<TEAMNaliCity> damauls dog in or near a shed, of course
<DaMaul> noy you're getting interior shots
<KamiKhazi> WHY NOT>?
<DaMaul> Sorry, I ate my dog yesterday
<TEAMNaliCity> do you just have two sheds?? or maybe more??
<KamiKhazi> i want to see the interiour more than the exterior?
<KamiKhazi> !
<TEAMNaliCity> hmmm i want to see both, so i can compare the shediness of each 
  shed
<KamiKhazi> it might be like dr who
<KamiKhazi> v.small on outside
<TEAMNaliCity> yeah!!
<KamiKhazi> and massive on inside
<TEAMNaliCity> maybe that's why it's a shed, but also big enough to have damaul 
  and his computer inside
<KamiKhazi> the reason why he doesnt want us to see inside it is cos it has a 
  shrine to satan inside it
<TEAMNaliCity> yes
<TEAMNaliCity> hidden behind a lawnmower
<DaMaul> Well, it has combined Pantera & Reeves & Mortimer posters
<TEAMNaliCity> pantera and mortimer
<KamiKhazi> i want a picture of damaul holding a spade, standing proudly outside of 
  his shed
<TEAMNaliCity> yes!!!
<TEAMNaliCity> or a hoe
<KamiKhazi> with a horse poking his head out the door
<TEAMNaliCity> or a fork
<TEAMNaliCity> how about on a sit-on lawnmower
<TEAMNaliCity> that would be cool
<KamiKhazi> maybe... he could lay his garden utensils outside of the shed
<TEAMNaliCity> which shed though?? there are at least two...
<KamiKhazi> well maybe the small one for the garden stuff and the large one for 
  maimed bodies
<TEAMNaliCity> maimed bodies??
<DaMaul> I'll get a nice atmospheric shot of both sheds with the huge eucalyptus 
  tree which stands twixt both sheds
<KamiKhazi> ahh! dead bodies even
<TEAMNaliCity> excellent damaul
<KamiKhazi> i want an inside shot damsel
<TEAMNaliCity> i sincerely look forward to it
<KamiKhazi> captureing your computer
<DaMaul> I hope you realise, If my dad hasnt got his digital camera with him.......
<DaMaul> ......you pictures can go fuck off
<TEAMNaliCity> you can use a normal one and get the film put on disk at boots
<KamiKhazi> aww
<TEAMNaliCity> no escaping the shed pictures that easily matey boy!
<Bal> hehe
<KamiKhazi> "i'm gonna bash them right the fuck in"
<KamiKhazi> your shed
*** DaMaul changes topic to 'Welcome to #damaulshed || rush, send me as much 
info as possible : kable@softhome.net'
<KamiKhazi> I HAVE A SHED!
<DaMaul> No one else maps in their shed though
<ELEK> I have a balcony tho...
<DaMaul> You've missed the point
<ELEK> guess so
<TEAMNaliCity> ha!
<Bal> hey, u know, i have a shed in behind my house to
<ELEK> obviously =)
<TEAMNaliCity> what is the point then??
<KamiKhazi> *** Now talking in #damaulshed
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<KamiKhazi> ehhe!
<TEAMNaliCity> lol
<TEAMNaliCity> someone is as idiotic as me then
<KamiKhazi> hehe yeh
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*** TEAMNaliCity changes topic to 'The home of indepth discussions 
about Damaul's many and varied sheds!!'
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<Bal> wow, kick ass =)
*** TEAMNaliCity sets mode: +o Bal
<KamiKhazi> :P
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<ELEK> argh
*** KamiKhazi sets mode: +o ELEK
<TEAMNaliCity> so just why does damaul need two sheds then??
<TEAMNaliCity> isn't it a bit excessive??
<Bal> but were missing the man
<KamiKhazi> his dads rich i think
<TEAMNaliCity> i see
<Bal> well, i have a shed too, but its like ugly and all
<ELEK> Exactly what is the shed for?
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<SmallPileofGibs> hmm
<ELEK> and why are we discussing sheds?
<KamiKhazi> lol
<TEAMNaliCity> well, one shed for mapping, and one shed for garden 
  implements
<KamiKhazi> this is no ordinary shed
<KamiKhazi> this is damauls shed, he lives and maps in it
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<DaMaul> ho hum
*** TEAMNaliCity sets mode: +o DaMaul
<KamiKhazi> hehe
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<TEAMNaliCity> ah ha!!
*** DaMaul sets mode: -ooo Bal ELEK KamiKhazi
<Bal> its the man!
<Bal> lol
<TEAMNaliCity> guest of honour =)
<KamiKhazi> OI!
*** TEAMNaliCity sets mode: -o DaMaul
<Bal> watch out!
<BobbyW[DM-a2]> yo
*** TEAMNaliCity sets mode: +oo Bal BobbyW[DM-a2]
<KamiKhazi> yay
<DaMaul> Bah
<KamiKhazi> dont give damaul ops :)
*** TEAMNaliCity sets mode: +oo ELEK KamiKhazi
<DaMaul> OI ITS MY FUCKING SHED!!!!
<TEAMNaliCity> yeah
<Bal> lol
<TEAMNaliCity> might get stroppy
*** BobbyW[DM-a2] sets mode: +o DaMaul
<Bal> we know its ur shed....
*** KamiKhazi sets mode: -o DaMaul
<SmallPileofGibs> not too bad :)
<ELEK> job offer will come soon
<BobbyW[DM-a2]> peace ppl
*** BobbyW[DM-a2] sets mode: +o DaMaul
*** BobbyW[DM-a2] sets mode: +v DaMaul
<Bal> wtf?
*** KamiKhazi sets mode: -o DaMaul
<DaMaul> fuck sake
<KamiKhazi> :)
* TEAMNaliCity sets mode: +shed Damaul
<Bal> I have a shed to!
<ELEK> I like this shed
*** BobbyW[DM-a2] sets mode: +o DaMaul
<KamiKhazi> i have a shed
<DaMaul> Im the only true shed-mapper though
<ELEK> it is cozy
*** Bal sets mode: -ooo BobbyW[DM-a2] DaMaul ELEK
<KamiKhazi> it's small n brown
*** Bal sets mode: -ooo KamiKhazi SmallPileofGibs TEAMNaliCity
<KamiKhazi> 4x2 metres
<TEAMNaliCity> i have one, but i wouldn't want to map in it
<Bal> Defend the sheders!\
<KamiKhazi> it has my bike in it
<ELEK> man
<DaMaul> yay bal!
<SmallPileofGibs> heh
<DaMaul> op meh
<Bal> hahah!
*** Bal sets mode: +o DaMaul
<TEAMNaliCity> yeah kami
<SmallPileofGibs> op meh
<Bal> dum non sheders
<ELEK> looky who is in charge now.
<BobbyW[DM-a2]> op meh
<DaMaul> op meh
*** Bal sets mode: +m
<Bal> lol
<TEAMNaliCity> that's why i was worrying about damaul mapping in 
  one...small and grim i thought
*** Bal sets mode: -m
<SmallPileofGibs> i have a shed but i dont map in it
<KamiKhazi> therefore i should be opped
<Bal> nah that isnt funny =)
*** DaMaul sets mode: -o Bal
<Bal> hey!
<DaMaul> Wahey
<SmallPileofGibs> muhaha
<KamiKhazi> lol
<TEAMNaliCity> i think most people don't map in their sheds
<DaMaul> sorry bal
<Bal> u fookin traitor =P
<KamiKhazi> you shall never learn ball
<DaMaul> This is my channel and you shall all die
<Bal> lol
<BobbyW[DM-a2]> aah!
<Bal> I knew u would do it anyway
*** DaMaul changes topic to 'Stop talking aboot mah fockin shed!!'
*** DaMaul sets mode: +t
* SmallPileofGibs scweems
<TEAMNaliCity> actually
<TEAMNaliCity> it is my channel
<KamiKhazi> I DEMAND OPS
<KamiKhazi> i am a fan of your shed
<DaMaul> its my channel 
<SmallPileofGibs> kick him
<DaMaul> my shed spawned it
<TEAMNaliCity> i set it up in honour of damaul and his many sheds
<Bal> lol
<KamiKhazi> yeh and i was the first visitor
<KamiKhazi> so i should have the privelage to be an op
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<Bal> hmm... sheds suck
<Peej> ??
<KamiKhazi> yay peej
<TEAMNaliCity> hi peej
<Peej> you guys are wierd
<Peej> :)
<Peej> but i like it
<TEAMNaliCity> what are your views on: 1. having multiple sheds, and 
  2. mapping in your shed??
<KamiKhazi> i'm gonna build a web page about damauls shed
<Bal> save us Peej! damaul is hiding in his shed and he wont talk to 
  us!
<KamiKhazi> once damaul gets pic's of his shed i can build my shrine 
  to it
<DaMaul> No im in my house
<Bal> doh
<DaMaul> Ill be back at uni soon and I wont even have a single shed!
<TEAMNaliCity> oh
<Peej> i'm thinking of a shed lan party. we get a field, everyone 
  puts up their sheds with their PCs inside, bingo.
<TEAMNaliCity> poor you
<KamiKhazi> nooo
<KamiKhazi> live in your shed
<Bal> no look ur in ur shed hogging the ops
<KamiKhazi> look at that
<TEAMNaliCity> excellent peej, you rock!
<KamiKhazi> 3 sheds in the same position in 3 rows in a row
<TEAMNaliCity> except the maul will have a distinct advantage
<Bal> kick ass!
<TEAMNaliCity> as he will be used to it
<Bal> and he has 2!
<KamiKhazi> i think damaul should lock himself in his shed cos it 
  sounds cool
<KamiKhazi> all the garden stuff u need
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<gibbie[gone]> wtf
<KamiKhazi> for all your diggin needs
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