Chatting in #daikatana:

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<Shambler> schmeeeeeeewog
<Shambler> there is a secret behind those doors in nharre
<Shambler> no idea how yto gwt it though
<Shambler> errr
<Shambler> how to get it
<Shambler> there's some cool ass secrets in that ma
<Shambler> map
<Shambler> jesus smabler, learn to type
<j4zz> let's kick shambler's ass
* Shambler squishes j4zz in a vice: 8~~~~| j4zz |~~~~8
*** j4zz is now known as due
* due to j4zz's incredible steel skeleton, Shambler's vice breaks from the tension
*** due is now known as j4zz
* Shambler impales j4zz on a spear: ----------- j4zz ---------->
<j4zz> er, i've got no comeback for that one
<Shambler> okay
<Shambler> fair enough
<Shambler> Shambler 23562346 - Jazz -3
* j4zz laughs since he has the longest wang in the room
<Shambler> what the hell do those powerups like Ring of Anal Fisting or whatever they are 
  do??
* Shambler guillotines j4zz's dick in half: 8==`|´==D
<Shambler> not any more
<j4zz> rofl
<Gwog> they prevent you from taking damage during anal fisting or whatever
<Shambler> right
<Gwog> undead prot saves you from Nharre/buboids
<Shambler> never actually saw them do anything except the antidote of course
<Shambler> oh right
<Gwog> joo have to activate em I think
<Shambler> yah
* Shambler hopes j4zz has found the Ring of Anal Fisting or this next few minutes is going 
  to be very, very nasty
<j4zz> if the ring is your asshole, then no; i havnt found it (and i don't intend to)
* Shambler puts on the Mighty Spiked Glove of Rectal Widening
* Shambler flexes the huge metal fingers experimentally
<Shambler> mmmm
<Shambler> big, cumbersome, rusty
<j4zz> and then you procede to stick it up your ass.. yes - we all know the story dear
* Shambler bends j4zz over and pulls his head out through his own exploded ass
<j4zz> Shambler, this is going off the deep end
<Shambler> errr yes
<Shambler> hehe
* j4zz forgot to press "stop" on his tape recorder
<Shambler> hehe
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<Shambler> hello
<Hiro> hi
<Gwog> j4zz ->  (o) @==Shambler
<Shambler> topic for discussion in this channel is: * Shambler bends j4zz over and pulls 
  his head out through his own exploded ass
<Hiro> i don't think there's much more to discuss...
<Shambler> no
<Shambler> oh well
<Gwog> (o) @==    (@)==    (O) @==
<Shambler> gwog you are diseased
<j4zz> um.
<Gwog> ascii fisting pr0n. beat that.
<Shambler> errr
* Shambler guillotines Gwog's dick in half: 8==`|´==D
<Shambler> ?
<Shambler> penile evisceration - IN COLOUR
<Hiro> do you work for ionstorm too?
<Shambler> only the weasl works for ion strom
<Hiro> oh :/
<Shambler> don't sulk
<Shambler> Gwog controls the entire Daikatana media on the net
<Shambler> and I run a dkt site
<weasl-wrk> Gwog: u scare me
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* Shambler popps popp
<Gwog> (o) @==    (@)==    (O) @==
<Gwog> (o) @==    (@)==    (O) @==
<popp> ROFMAL
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<popp> gowg is FUNNy
<popp> !!
*** Gwog changes topic to '(o) @==    (@)==    (O) @=='
<popp> lol
*** Shambler changes topic to '<Gwog> (o) @==    (@)==    (O) @=='
<Shambler> laff
<Shambler> great minds think alike
<Gwog> heh
<Shambler> well one great mind and whatever sick organ passes for gwog's mind
<popp> i htought the same thign!!
<popp> i amsmart!
<popp> lol
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