Chatting in #terrafusion:
Octopus_genitalia = Me
cf-wratte         = Charming and mild mannered mapper d00d
CZG               = Disgusted of Scandinavia
Bal               = Ugh
Averisk           = Even Canadians hate Americans, yes!!
Vondur            = Red menace
[cOld]            = [hOt]

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<cf-wratte> <[OUT]Than> oh yeah frib, I've shagged many hamsters before. they just rip 
  apart though as a human penis is a little bit too large for them
<cf-wratte> If you wrap them up with duct tape, they won't burst...
<cf-wratte> everyone knows that
<CZG> that is disgusting!
<Octopus_genitalia> thanks for the tip wrath
<Octopus_genitalia> i'll pass it on to than =)
<cf-wratte> than is a bloody amateur...
<Octopus_genitalia> yeah
<cf-wratte> yeah, do that
<Octopus_genitalia> he tries hard, but anything more exotic than a goat, he doesn't 
  know how to deal with
<cf-wratte> if you put the hamster in the freezer, and wait 'till it's solid, you can even
 drill a hole in it's abdomen and start right away...
<Octopus_genitalia> bit cold though
<Octopus_genitalia> and it wouldn't wriggle enough
<Bal> ugh
<Octopus_genitalia> sigh
<cf-wratte> oooh, shambs, where's my pee-on-parents gag? I sat up two nights figuring 
  that one out...
<Octopus_genitalia> what is wrong with these people complaining about a serious discussion
<Octopus_genitalia> lol wrath
<Octopus_genitalia> coming when i update more regularly
<Octopus_genitalia> dunno when that will be
<cf-wratte> you've been falling behind lately haven't you.
<Octopus_genitalia> very much so
<cf-wratte> you used to update like a god damn ... uhm... I don't know, someone who 
  updates alot..?
<Octopus_genitalia> but, i will be updating in 5, yes, 5, minutes to explain why
<cf-wratte> foreskin stapled to ceiling thing? :oP
<Octopus_genitalia> heh
<cf-wratte> hard to do regular updates with your dick attached to the ceiling...
<Octopus_genitalia> no, that never stopped me before =)
<cf-wratte> LOL
<Averisk> do you think people really do that to a hamster?
<CZG> I'm sure there are freaks that do
<Octopus_genitalia> wrath *does* do it, we all know that =)
<CZG> in the USA     ;-)
<Averisk> yea
<Averisk> lol
<Averisk> usa sucks
<Octopus_genitalia> yes
<Octopus_genitalia> agreed
<Vondur> right
<CZG> ok
<CZG> this means there are none from USA here today?
<CZG> :-|
<Vondur> only chanserv
<Octopus_genitalia> mindcrime
<Octopus_genitalia> ard = uk
<Octopus_genitalia> ave = ?
<Octopus_genitalia> bal = french
<Octopus_genitalia> wrath = scand
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<Octopus_genitalia> czg = scand
<[cOld]> hi
* Octopus_genitalia = uk
<CZG> chanserv is evil, yes
<Octopus_genitalia> sp00g = uk
<Averisk> Ave: Canada
<Octopus_genitalia> von = russ
<Vondur> hi cold
<Octopus_genitalia> cold = scand
<CZG> scand
<CZG> pffft!
<Vondur> =]
<[cOld]> whats an octopus genitalia to do with me?
<Vondur> norske riket!
<Octopus_genitalia> well wherever the bollocks you come from, like i care or something
*** Octopus_genitalia changes topic to 'KJDM13 Released : www.planetquake.com/killjoy 
<--- get a working download u cunt0r!! || http://www.team-sh.dircon.co.uk/ updated 
with a brief explanation'
<[cOld]> I should have guessed
<CZG> I think octupii are nice creatures
<CZG> I know one
<Octopus_genitalia> yeah
*** Averisk changes topic to 'http://www.yourmom.com/'
<Octopus_genitalia> nice genitals too
<CZG> no
*** Octopus_genitalia changes topic to 'KJDM13 Released : www.planetquake.com/killjoy 
<--- get a working download u cunt0r!! || http://www.team-sh.dircon.co.uk/ updated 
with a brief explanation'
<[cOld]> most likely, I wouldnt know, but they taste like shit
<CZG> I don't like those
<Octopus_genitalia> i assfucked your mom last night, Ave, so i don't need to go there
<[cOld]> its in the air
<[cOld]> i can feel it
<CZG> Oh my god!
<CZG> Shambler acts rude!?!?!?
<CZG> how can this be
<Averisk> That is shambler?
<CZG> let us see
<CZG> 'genitalia' in the nick
<[cOld]> must be something to do with his affairs with that octopus and its genitals
<CZG> 'assfucked Aves mom'
<CZG> 'updates with foreskin stapled to the ceiling'
<CZG> yup
<CZG> it's shamb alright :-)
* Averisk slaps CZG around a bit with a large trout
<[cOld]> hey shamb - you havent had enough *beep* in your life since your slightly 
  transforming into a giant sea-dick?
<Octopus_genitalia> enough *what*?
<[cOld]> *beep*
<Octopus_genitalia> beep what??
<cf-wratte> americans travel across their south border to buy cheap booze and gas in an 
  inferior country. so does the canadians... 
<[cOld]> sorry its *beep* and i cant *beep* 
* Octopus_genitalia beeps [cOld] until he bleeds
<[cOld]> *beep*
<Octopus_genitalia> lol
<Octopus_genitalia> you turd fondler
<cf-wratte> turd fondler?! omg, lol.
* [cOld] needs coffee
* cf-wratte needs a shag
* Octopus_genitalia shags cf-wratte
<Octopus_genitalia> happy to oblige
* CZG needs to get away from here
<cf-wratte> asshole...
* Octopus_genitalia shags [cOld]'s coffee too
<Octopus_genitalia> ouch!!
* Octopus_genitalia badly scalded
* [cOld] doesnt like shambles attitude toward the greater beings such as himself
* Octopus_genitalia tries to get into cf-wratte's freezer to cool down
<[cOld]> ROFL
<Octopus_genitalia> dammit it's full of frozen hamsters!!!
* Octopus_genitalia ouch!!
<CZG> Oh please
<Octopus_genitalia> ?
<cf-wratte> mindless crackpot.
<Octopus_genitalia> ?
<[cOld]> *burp*
<Octopus_genitalia> coffee nice and milky now, [cOld]??
<CZG> Who keeps a freezer full of hamsters?
<Octopus_genitalia> cf-wratte does!!
<cf-wratte> there's an old bearded lady in there too.
<[cOld]> naah, its got this taste of... cant place it, but... fishy?
<CZG> Mine's full of aardwarks!
<CZG> as I'm sure everybody else's is too!
<Octopus_genitalia> yes
<Octopus_genitalia> that's your mom wrath
<Octopus_genitalia> keeping her for later on
<cf-wratte> no, it's not my mum, it's my dad... stupid twat...
<Octopus_genitalia> your dad is a bearded lady??
<[cOld]> wonder if she's ever been *beep* by a giant sea monster with a big *beep*
<Octopus_genitalia> heh, seems like u are the stupid twat =)
* Octopus_genitalia shoves the *beep* machine up [cOld]'s ass
* CZG *beep*s *beep*ing *beep*s *beep*ed *beep* 
<Octopus_genitalia> lol
* [cOld] is *beep* about *beep* shambs *beep* and *beep* 
*** Octopus_genitalia is now known as beep
* beep beeps beep
<cf-wratte> beep beep
<CZG> *bbep*
<[cOld]> i'm the only authorised *beep* in here
*** beep is now known as Whale_rectal_warts
<cf-wratte> you people are the most pathetic ones I've ever encountered
<cf-wratte> and I hate you all
<Whale_rectal_warts> me too wrath
<[cOld]> so *beep* your *beep* and *beep* to *beep* with it
<cf-wratte> sod it :oD
<CZG> let's log this and send it to the menza foundation!
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