Chatting in #terrafusion:
Shambler = Me
excessus = Anxious to learn about goat pr0n
Rush     = Goat pr0n guru #1
Killjoy  = Goat pr0n guru #2
Alcatraz = Goat pr0n guru #3, bet you never knew there were so many!!
Killes   = Usual target of abuse

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<excessus> the meaning of goat pr0n still is beyond me...
<Rush> excessus: ill get you some links :P
<excessus> that would be great!
<Killjoy> hehehe
<Killjoy> i got one
<Killjoy> 1 sec
<Rush> lol
<excessus> oh-oh... i see you coming... :)
<excessus> it sure isn´t that great if you have ONE url for it... :)
<excessus> LOL
<Rush> hehe
<Killjoy> nevermind.
<excessus> so where´s that URL?
<Rush> excessus: go to www.richardsrealm.com
<Killjoy> i said nm
<Rush> OR
<Killjoy> yeah that site rocks
<Rush> www.sublimedirectory.com
<Rush> which is evenn better :)
* Rush stares at Killjoy
<Rush> i know a kindred soul when i see one :P
<excessus> on my way...
<excessus> hmmm... this is normal
<excessus> what is goat pr0n then?
<excessus> i cant see anything special here
<Killjoy> er
<Killjoy> don't stare too hard rush you'll go blind
<excessus> goat pr0n is... pr0n?
<Rush> yeah
<Rush> women and goats
<Rush> ask shambler, he'll tell ya
<excessus> okay
<excessus> i can live without this knowledge
<Rush> can you?
<excessus> sure thing
<Rush> but you can live much better with it :P
<excessus> goat pr0n...
<excessus> like performing sex with annimals or what?
<Shambler> or men and goats
<Rush> excessus: kind of
<Killjoy> eheh
<Shambler> or even better, two or more goats on their own
<Killjoy> in the case of shambler
<Rush> i am really not taht big a fan
<Shambler> in fact
<Rush> i like to look at the asians more
<Rush> lol shambler
<Shambler> just a single goat will do as long as it's provocatively exposing it's bits
<excessus> hmmm...
<excessus> i dont know if you are serious or fooling me :)
<Killjoy> lol
<Shambler> seriously
<Killjoy> bits
<Killjoy> rofl
<Shambler> goat, holding it's flaps apart with it's hooves
<excessus> bah :)
<Killjoy> oh man
<Killjoy> asian goats
<Shambler> bahahaha indeed
<Shambler> the noise they make
<Shambler> shaved goat is good
<Killjoy> yak sex
* Shambler goes off to shave a goat
<Shambler> brb
<excessus> cya sham :)
<Killjoy> heh
<Rush> Shambler: yeah i like to eat shaved goat too!
<Rush> wit no...not that way.....
* Rush blushes
<excessus> oooh!
* excessus gets embarrased
<Killes> sham
<Killes> <Rush> Shambler: yeah i like to eat shaved goat too!
<Killes> that shud be quoted
<Killes> on ya website
<Killes> :)
<Killjoy> yessireebob
*** Alcatraz has joined #TERRAFUSION
<Alcatraz> er...greetings
<Killes> yeh
<Rush> Killes: shadup
<Alcatraz> hows it going?
* Shambler slaps Killes around a bit with a large trout
<Alcatraz> hasn't someone banned Killes yet?
<Alcatraz> yeah?
<excessus> can you explain me what exactly is "goat pr0n"?
<Alcatraz> ask shambles
<Alcatraz> ;)
<excessus> this people is fooling me...
<excessus> aargh!
<excessus> everybody says the same...
<excessus> k
<Killjoy> excessus it's just ppl having sex with goats
<excessus> sham...
<Killjoy> trust me
<Alcatraz> pr0n= porn
<excessus> really?
<Killjoy> like asian pron would be asian ppl having sex
<Alcatraz> goat pr0n= goat porn
<Rush> excessus: its where women do "bad" things to goats
<Rush> bad is relative
<Killjoy> and soft pron is just naked chicks
<excessus> ooh
<Rush> bad to goats, but if it where done to me i would love it
<Alcatraz> for the goats, I'm sure it's a good think
<Killjoy> and hardcore pron is ppl fucking
<Alcatraz> er..thing
<excessus> okay...
<Killjoy> pr0n == pron == porn
<Shambler> EXCESSUS SHUT UP ABOUT THE SODDING GOATS ALREADY
<Alcatraz> LOL
<excessus> thanks
<Killjoy> heh
* excessus hides from shambler
<Rush> Alcatraz: im not so sure
<Rush> my goat starts whinging...
<Rush> uhm
<Rush> nevermind
<Alcatraz> rush: you don't think the goats enjoy that?
<Rush> Alcatraz: i think that goats have their sexual organs in their knees
<excessus> sham... yeah... okay... b-b-but... what is "sodding"? O:-)
<Rush> so that its easier to reproduce
<Killjoy> ex: sodding is butt-fucking i think
<Killjoy> or wait.. that's rogering
* Alcatraz obviously is lacking in his knowledge of goat anatomy
<Killjoy> and buggering
<Rush> sodding is just general studpidity
<Killjoy> too many gayass english words
<Rush> yeah
<Rush> those english are sodding bugger arse bandits
<excessus> oh thanks killjoy :)
<Rush> killes is the paramount englishman
<excessus> er... thanks rush
<excessus> eek!
<Rush> excessus: no probelm, any time!
<excessus> LOL
<Rush> :P
<Killjoy> killes is english?
<Alcatraz> Rush: Even the french aren't as bad as Killes
<Killjoy> my opinion of the whole country has just plummeted.
<Rush> Alcatraz: damn right...i have some fench goats...did i ever tell you that?
<Killjoy> no offense shambler
<excessus> Killes is very quiet lately...
<Alcatraz> He's like a hyperactive north korean
<Rush> Killjoy: yep, and with a passion too
* Rush kicks killes
* Rush tramples killes crumpets
<Alcatraz> rush: french goats?  Did they snub you when you didn't sing french 
  barnyard songs?
<Killjoy> heh
<Rush> Alcatraz: yeah, fucking prig bastards
<Killjoy> vien vite mon petit chevre
* Alcatraz chortles
<Rush> i have to sing Le MArssielle twice a fucking day
<Killjoy> that means "come quickly my little goat"
<Alcatraz> Killjoy: sounds like a line from the goat pr0n
* Shambler is disgusted by all the goat pr0n so he is not here
* Rush knows what shambler is checking out all of the sites mentioned above
<Rush> so don't give me that reviewing maps BS
<Alcatraz> hey now...  ;)
<Rush> bah
<Rush> damn reviewers
<Alcatraz> I'd rather review maps then tend french goats
* Alcatraz smirks
<Killes> yeh well
<Shambler> lol rush
<Shambler> oooops
<Shambler> i'm not here!
<Rush> hehehe
<Rush> Alcatraz: you'd be amazed at what they give you AFTER you sing Le 
  Marsielle
<Killjoy> marseillaise dammit
<Alcatraz> rush: yeah, goats will put about anything in their mouth
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