Chatting in #terrafusion:
shambler = Me
excessus = Charming Spanish chap with amusing English
Killes   = Obnoxious English chap with appalling English
Frib     = Won by 11 strokes overall

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<excessus> i have made new site and putted all my maps in there...
* shambler putts
<Killes> lol
<Killes> putted
* shambler putted out for a 5....2 above par again, god i suck
<Frib> hehe
* Frib gets a birdie
<shambler> frib gets a birdie??
* shambler twats frib severly with a 2 wood
<Frib> 1 under, shambler?
<shambler> yes dammit
<Frib> since I'm making it up I might as well get an eagle
<shambler> fribbles handicap too high
<Frib> hehe
* shambler handicaps fribbles by wrapping a sand wedge round his neck and 
  shoving 3 balls up his arse
<Frib> that sounds unpleasant
<shambler> try getting a birdie now u git
<Frib> unless you're one of the poo people I guess
<Frib> they do that stuff for kicks
<Frib> each to their own I spose
* shambler getting inspired by seeing fribbles crippled by golf club abuse and 
  gets to the green in two
<Frib> you actually play, shambler?
<shambler> *poink*
<Frib> haha
<shambler> DAMMIT
* shambler overshot and ends up in a bunker
<shambler> FUCK
* shambler looks in bag for sand wedge
<shambler> ....
<shambler> errrrr
<Frib> hehehe
<Frib> me flaunts his new sand wedge necktie
* shambler remembers sand wedge is wrapped around fribbles neck
<Frib> haha
<shambler> b00 h00
* shambler buries head in sand and concedes game
<shambler> irc golf r0xx
<shambler> or at least, it would if i weren't so shit at it
<Frib> much more interesting than usual, isn't it?
<shambler> must stop attacking other players with clubs
<Frib> we could even play on quake inspired courses :)
<shambler> that's always my downfall
<shambler> ROFLMAO!!!!
<shambler> e1m2, par4
* Frib designs efdm7 hole
<Frib> hehe
<shambler> efdm7...par 3
<shambler> need good iron skills on that one
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<excessus> Someone mentioned Biohazard?!? :)
*** shambler changes topic to '<shambler> irc golf r0xx || <ssexbat> im the 
biggest slut _ever_'
<Frib> hehe
<shambler> yes
<shambler> it is now a golf course
<excessus> oi!
<Frib> got your 2 iron handy ex? :)
<excessus> Biohazard!
<shambler> you are welcome to join....
<excessus> eheh
<shambler> ....if i can borrow your sand wedge
* shambler glares at fribbles
<Frib> hehe
<excessus> just dont play golf on that masterpiece... you may damage it!
<shambler> yeah
<Frib> you havent got any balls either
<shambler> replace all divots
<shambler> i do have!!
<shambler> i have the one in the bunker
<Frib> hehe
<Frib> divots? hmm
* Frib gets the sand bucket
* Frib buries shambler's ball in the sand trap
<shambler> dammit
<shambler> me puts the bucket on fribbles head
<shambler> ooops
<Frib> hehe
<excessus> i barely understand what you are writing here, guys, so i better 
  keep lurking rather than playing :)
<shambler> me learns to use the /me command =0
<Frib> I guess golf isn't big in spain
<shambler> lol excessus
* Frib hits it into the trees
<shambler> exdm2 would be nice as a golf course
<shambler> cool
<Frib> hehe
<Frib> it was big enuf!
* shambler 's "bucket hinderance" plans are working
* Frib takes a 'preferred lie' ;)
<Frib> hey lets change the rules
<Frib> instead of a hand span or 1 club length
<shambler> u r lying about your prefered lie
<Frib> lets use an arbitrary preferred lie
<excessus> actually, spain is full of golf sites (specially where i live) but 
  oriented mostly to tourist, who are you!! :)
<Frib> 7 km sound ok?
<shambler> yessss....preferably one that ends up on a different hole...
<Frib> hehe
<shambler> ...if not a different course
<Frib> well
<shambler> yes, fribbles and i will be coming to visit you for a combined quake 
  + golf holiday =)
<Frib> we could use that rule when warfare3 is up
<shambler> ROFL
<shambler> different game
<shambler> we'd need something that ended up placing the ball in quake2 or 
  ut or q3a or doom =)
<Frib> hehe
<shambler> warfare3: par 53
<Frib> warfare3: noone has bothered to finish it and work out the average 
  score
<shambler> hehehe
<Frib> no par :)
<excessus> well... have to go. Have fun you both! :)
<shambler> too many hazards
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<Frib> hehe
<shambler> most golfers get lost after a few drives
<Frib> the ones that dont fall in the lava
<shambler> hehe
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