Chatting in #terrafusion:
Knob/sheep = Me
Bal        = French thingy
[UNR]SPoG  = Good old Spoggy
raYGunn    = RUSTy bloke
Killjoy    = Young punk
KamiKhazi  = HAGGIS!!!

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*** Now talking in #terrafusion
*** Topic is 'Bal's phone bill: 1024 Kilofrancs!'
*** Set by Xori on Sat Sep 11 22:24:04
<Knob> knob
<Bal> hi knob...
<Bal> damn, did I really kill the sheep?!
*** sheep has quit IRC (Ping timeout for sheep[host-75-138.dial.in2home.co.uk])
<Bal> well, dinners ready!
*** Knob is now known as sheep
<sheep> sorry
* sheep is very adept at surviving
<Bal> hehe
<Bal> back in the oven then
<sheep> no
<sheep> i am not going in the oven
<[UNR]SPoG> its the acid bath then is it?
<sheep> i am going to stay out in this nice field, to eat grass, wander around 
  aimlessly, and try to write an unreal review
<Bal> no the oven! im hungry!
* Bal shoots down sheep with his hunting rifle
<sheep> did you know, the only cause off death is lack of oxygen to the brain???
<Bal> uhm... no it isnt
<raYGunn> yes it is 
<sheep> and since i am a sheep, and thus astonishingly stupid, i can survive 
  perfectly fine without the brain
<raYGunn> its a fact 
<Bal> if I blow ur brain out u wont even have one!
<sheep> okay
<sheep> lack of oxygen and/or destruction of brain
<raYGunn> no oxygen can be delivered to the brain if its on the floor 
<Bal> well, i can still eat u! i dont care if ur still aliv, thats ur prob
<Bal> raY ha ha =)
<sheep> which is neither here nor there, as, being a sheep, i don't need a brain
<sheep> in fact, i'd probably be cleverer without one
* Bal ties up sheep and sticks him in the oven
<Bal> and be quiet
<sheep> okay
* sheep dies
*** sheep is now known as another_sheep
* another_sheep pops into view
* another_sheep is now "the" sheep
<Killjoy> heh
*** another_sheep is now known as sheep
<sheep> there an awful lot of sheep in the world
<Killjoy> feeling sheepish today sheep/
<Bal> well, at least well have some more if were still hungry...
<Killjoy> ?
<Killjoy> hey bal
<Killjoy> heh
<Killjoy> mmm..mutton
<KamiKhazi> someone send me doom2.wad v1.9 plz
<sheep> kami: can you shut up about the doom2.wad v1.9 plz
<Killjoy> heh
<Bal> Khazi, no
<KamiKhazi> not until someone sendsme it
<Killjoy> find a fucking warez site
<sheep> okay
<sheep> fair enough
<KamiKhazi> warez sites suck
<sheep> sorry for being rude
<Killjoy> xori: check out the 'hardcore' section on www.pureacidmixtapes.com
<KamiKhazi> full of porn and broken links
<Killjoy> man i hate that damn porn
<Killjoy> heh
<KamiKhazi> someone send me doom2.wad v1.9 plz
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*** sheep changes topic to ' Can someone send KamiKhazi the doom2.wad v1.9 plz'
<Bal> no
<Bal> hehe
<KamiKhazi> that's not good enough
* Bal eats ex-sheep
* KamiKhazi is having withdrawl symptoms :(
<sheep> drawal
* Bal gives Khazi a bit of sheep
<KamiKhazi> please, this is really upsetting me, my mother has to have a life saving 
  operation in a few days and i need to play doom2, to take my mind off it
<KamiKhazi> :(
<Bal> i dont even have the game
<Killjoy> sorry man i don't play it
<Killjoy> don't have it
<Killjoy> i suggest working on a webpage
<Killjoy> that's extremely distracting
<Bal> ugh
<Bal> go map or something
<KamiKhazi> none of you have doom2? are you aliens?
<Bal> yes...
<Bal> i admit it
<Bal> im an alien
<Killjoy> frenchman
<Killjoy> close enough
<Killjoy> parlez-vous extraterrestial?
<KamiKhazi> ok if you cant give me doom2, then tell me an FTP which i might find it 
  on
<Bal> bah
<Killjoy> kami: i'm sorry to hear about your troubles, but we aren't here to find files 
  for you
<Killjoy> try ftpsearch.com or whatever
<KamiKhazi> haha you beleived my sob story? :)
<Killjoy> you're a cunt
<KamiKhazi> HEHE!
<Killjoy> that's not funny
<sheep> killjoy
<sheep> you poor fool
<Killjoy> i know someone who's mother died and it's not a joke
<KamiKhazi> lol
<sheep> i didn't believe it
<Killjoy> whose even
<sheep> because, i know
<Killjoy> good for you! excuse me for not being a cynical fucker!
<KamiKhazi> i thought it would've been obvious
<sheep> because, i shagged kamis mother just the other night
<KamiKhazi> :)
<sheep> she was a bit fat
<Bal> ugh
<Killjoy> heheh
<KamiKhazi> yeh she's fit though
<sheep> but she liked a  good hard sheeping
<Bal> u people are sick...
<Killjoy> heh
<sheep> hehe
<sheep> of course, our "sess" could have necessitated a live-saving operation
<Bal> hahaha
<sheep> as it went on for quite some time
<Killjoy> heh
<sheep> quite a hardy scottish wench!
<Killjoy> 'fetch the jaws of life!'
<Killjoy> this'd be good for your irc logs page dude
<Bal> hehe
<sheep> is it??
<sheep> maybe
<sheep> okay
* sheep saves log
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