Chatting in #terrafusion:
shambles = Me
Paul     = Long time sparring partner
Killes   = Wannabe anarchist
Panic    = Light comic relief

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*** Paul has joined #terrafusion
<shambles> hi pauk
<Paul> hi shumbler
* shambles has lewd thoughts
<Paul> keep 'em to yourself
<shambles> okay
<Paul> unless you want to share them...
<shambles> mmm
<shambles> not sure
<shambles> they don't involve buggery nor animals, so might not interest anyone here
<Killes> wil u stop calling em a wannabe anarchist on ya websites sham
<Paul> oh well
<Killes> i aint anarfuckingchist
<shambles> killes, how about a "pathetic bed-wetting pseudo-anarchist twat"??
<shambles> would that be better?
<Killes> neiuther
<Killes> i do no wet my bead and am not pseudo anarchist
<Killes> "the clever ranting cunt of #tf"
<shambles> you are not clever
<Killes> bed
<Killes> heheh
<Killes> yes i am :)
<shambles> and you certainly do not deserve the accolade of "cunt"
<shambles> let's see
<Killes> ok the nihilistic ranting cunt of tf?
<Killes> heheh
<shambles> paul: who here deserves the mighty accolade of "cunt"
<Paul> how about
<shambles> ?
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<Paul> well thats a tough one shambler
<Paul> but it would be killes
* shambles runs around like a headless chicken in a blind Panic
<shambles> bah
<shambles> it is me
<shambles> killes is too pathetic and contemptible to be a cunt
<Paul> ok
<Killes> hehe
<Paul> you're a cunt then
<shambles> killes is a knobbeetle
<shambles> thanks =)
<shambles> killes is something you shit out in the morning
<Paul> knobbeetle
<shambles> killes is worth less than nothing
<shambles> yes
<Killes> oy
<shambles> he has the grandeur of a small insect and the charm of an animate penis
* Paul vomits
<Killes> lmao
<shambles> sorry paul =(
<shambles> didn't mean to upset you
<shambles> time to go play ut
<Paul> i'd rather just think of killes as an annoyance, not a knobbeetle
<Killes> oh sodoff :)
<shambles> how about an annoying knobbeetle?
<Paul> hmmm....
<Paul> ok
<shambles> though to be honest, "annoying" is hinting too much that anyone actually 
  pays any attention to him
<Paul> good point
<Paul> how about we just ignore him then?
<shambles> hmmm
<shambles> yes
<shambles> well
<shambles> don't we anyway?
<Paul> yes
<shambles> good
<shambles> errr what were we talking about before then??
<Killes> blah
<Killes> me
<Paul> buggery shambles
<shambles> oh yes, lewd thoughts
<shambles> mmm
<shambles> buggery
<Killes> and u wudnt bother insultin me if u ignored me ;)
<shambles> what a surprise
<shambles> errr yes
* shambles had lewd thoughts that weren't about buggery nor animals
<Paul> dammit
<shambles> which makes me unique in #tf, i guess
<shambles> actually, i was off to play ut
<Paul> ok
<shambles> cos i was looking round q3a a bit earlier, and i need to cure myself after 
  that horror
<Paul> sod off
<shambles> =)
<shambles> oi
<shambles> be nice
* Killes smacks shambles around harshly several times with a pneumatically enhanced 
  dildo.
<Paul> q3a
<Paul> is good
* Killes smacks Paul around harshly several times with a pneumatically enhanced dildo.
* shambles slaps Paul around a bit with a large trout
<Paul> you do not understand
* Paul slaps shambles around a bit with a large trout
* Paul slaps Killes around a bit with a large trout
<shambles> q3a
<shambles> is a greasy semen stain on the tail of one of than's goats
<Paul> no its not
<Paul> ut is
<shambles> ut is fun
<Killes> ill setlle this , they both are , and u are the goat fuckers
<Paul> ut is fun
<Paul> but q3a is more fun =)
<shambles> q3a is aabout as much fun as cheesegrating your tongue and then gargling 
  with battery acid
<Killes> q3 is shite
<Killes> ut is shite
<Paul> you, stfu
<Paul> i like battery acid
<Killes> doom is amazingly fuckign brilliant
<shambles> i like ut
<shambles> and i am off to play it
<shambles> bye!
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