Chatting in #terrafusion:
HungryPenis = Me
than        = thna
Paul        = You should know him by now
Pingu       = Super-intelligent genetically-modified penguin

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<than> why are you hungry for penises shambler?
<than> oh yeah
* than slaps HungryPenis around a bit with a large trout
<HungryPenis> than
<HungryPenis> would it be fair to say that you like armstrong and miller because 
  they show penises on it??
<than> no
<than> i like it because it's funny
<HungryPenis> okay
<HungryPenis> i'll take that as a "yes" then
<than> the penis jokes were pretty funny though
<than> look, you are the one who is called hungry penis
<HungryPenis> ummm yeah
<HungryPenis> that was because damaul was called "SmallPileofTwats" last night...
<HungryPenis> so it was like "HungryPenis dives into SmallPileofTwats"
<than> oh
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<HungryPenis> tatatatatatatatatata
* HungryPenis machine-guns pingu
* Paul slaps HungryPenis around a bit with a large trout
* Pingu sucks hungrypenis
<Paul> shut up naked elvis
<than> ew
<HungryPenis> lol pingu
<Pingu> =)
<HungryPenis> you are as bad as than
<HungryPenis> (almost)
<Paul> nah, than is satans child
<HungryPenis> yes
<HungryPenis> which is why it's "almost"
<than> LOOK, YOU ARE THE ONE CALLED HUNGRYPENIS SO SHUT UP
<HungryPenis> as NO-ONE is as depraved as than
<Pingu> =)
<Pingu> go than
<Paul> shut up and eat your corn flakes
* than slaps HungryPenis around a bit with a large trout
* HungryPenis inserts himself up than and starts munching
* than pulls Hungrypenis out from wherever he is and runs like hell
<HungryPenis> hehe
* Paul stomps on HungryPenis
<Paul> DIE!!!!1
<Paul> 1?
<Paul> bah
* HungryPenis bites Paul's foot off
<HungryPenis> mmmmm, foot
* Paul hops away
<HungryPenis> cool
<HungryPenis> i am winning
<HungryPenis> 2 down, 1 to go
* HungryPenis slithers towards Pingu, with a greedy look in it's eye
* Paul turns round and sets HungryPenis on fire
<Pingu> hmm
<Pingu> this is gettin a bit slutty for me
<Paul> to!
<HungryPenis> chomp chomp
<Paul> omg
<HungryPenis> oi
<HungryPenis> !!
<HungryPenis> * Pingu sucks hungrypenis
<HungryPenis> <Pingu> this is gettin a bit slutty for me
<Pingu> =)
<HungryPenis> is that bloody hypocrisy or what??
<Paul> got
* HungryPenis slaps Pingu with itself
<Pingu> ITSELF?
<Pingu> u think i am a toy??
<HungryPenis> yes, itself
<HungryPenis> no, I am "it"
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