Chatting in #terrafusion: shambles = Me Frib = Cheese d00d Juniorjr = Trout d00d laerth = Mapper d00d redman = Modeller d00d ... * shambles is jesus well, his second incarnation yes jesus testiclehead are we talking about Q3A? only jesus could speedrun better than shambles lol come back to earth to be a testicle head doing a fabulous job too :P hehehe we're talking about cheese, jr with bounce pads cheesus!! and curves hehe and the various influences it has on the quake environment hey laerth cheese with bounce pads? you said you'd make a cheese map remember you can have custom models lol cheese pads you could make a huge hunk of cheese MODEL redman will do that and add that hehe hehe or a mouse or a cow om hehe bad m0000! ahahhaa i'll do it imagine that that would look too odd a big cow in the middle of the arena having a cow in a hunk of cheese i'll make a cow, a mouse and a piece of swiss cheese lol fuck that'd be a pisser with swaying udders haha fight around the cow and shoot under the legs hehe can't animate map objects i think oh damn well you could make them dribble milk, right?? umm haha with the right shaders yeah cool get to it then later hmm a fat cow or a boney cow? fattish fat kinda normal size fat cow size cow fat then its unanimous hehe must be a well-fed cow yes will i make it like, huge? the milk must not be sour no hehe so we can run under it? it must be fresh and creamy well i can segment the model christ how big is this cow? :) into legs and a body it's your cow fribbles I havent seen any cows I could run UNDER you choose the size well massive cow lol cool 1024 units tall australian cows are smaller than average you can lay down the 4 legs and then put the body ontop hehehe you will need to make a custom mooing noise redman can do that i'll use the mad cow moo noise should be about 6500 on the net one that gets rather agitated when players get too close to the udders hehe trigger_something? to start a noise? m0000!!! trigger_udder hehe hehe comical or realistic? realistic realistic brb gonna check some maps 1ok1 this should be the cow to end all cows hehe swiss cheese is white, isn't it damnit i'll do two versions. each with different skins. errr pale cream whitish yellow coloured hehe i'll do one proper cow yes and another like, all beat up and one statue?? eeewwww oh no way man haha i can do a statue too leave the cow alone u can't beat up the cow the cow is sacred this is our god haha it has to be clean and unblemished yeah it'd be cool if you could do painskins for map objects hehe yeah but the cow is a divine cow it feels no pain it takes no damage it feeds of the worship of it's follows, and giveth sacred milk yeseth hmm fresian? errr dunno just cow-y * scampie is back but doesnt want to talk to any of YOU spotty then typical cow yeah with huge udders scampie: the sacred cow pisses in your direction well glowing udders "ripe" udders but not too big i can do glowing udders lol yes ombad how about a giant cow patt the sacred milk glows with inner purity to go with it have a light flare come from each udder mmmm.... maybe if only we had smell-o-vision perhaps leave that one the cow is pure and undefiled i'll do a small version so you can put it in small rooms too you sick cow-mumbling fish-smelling shitheads! yes a baby cow im outta here the calf! *** Juniorjr has left #terrafusion bye cow and calf hehe man he really does seem rather fragile anyway back to the cow this is going to be an unparalleled feast of bovine splendour previously unimaginable in q3a lol hehe that would be a great quote "Bovine Intervention" =) "an unparalleled feast of bovine splendour previously unimaginable in q3a" -shambler it MUST be named bovine intervention hehe yes well haha u will need to find a way of the cow intervening with something then hehe cow vs mouse it's like like squashing players or something i didn't see it omg idea the cow patt can fall or m00ing when the quad has respawned can squash people errr yes lol we are talking about a big cow then yesh very big big enough to run under, remember? and jump its like the cow god maybe...have the quad under it's udders you could use a snippet from that song you need an rj to get ontop cow goddess frib.... "obey the cow god" hehe i've noticed something rather disturbing about ads featuring cartoon cows even tho the voice for the cow may be male it still has udders something is not right there genetically engineered cow you could have to press a switch to raise it's tail, the dodge under the cow hoping to avoid getting "patted", to get the quad... hehe the tail would need to be a brush model then well as would the cow patt this is divine cow "patt" cant move map objects i think maybe it should be healthy mmm i'll do a nice flowery texture for the patt this is going to be a worthy test of your technical abilities haha one that will catapult you to true greatness and universal acclaim remember the cheese textures, too, red np cheese map object okay time to go bye gl with the cow bye heheh m00000000000000!!! ...