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Silly IRC banter and abuse
Introduction:
I spend far too much time chatting on IRC, usually in the #terrafusion channel on the Gamesnet.net server. When the conversations / discussions / arguments
verge on the "entertaining" I save the chat logs, and post the silly abuse and banter here. For serious discussions, go here.
Silly IRC banter and abuse:
Chicken_Impaler - 13/11/00
Is this really what they do in Spain? Wouldn't surprise me...
Finland = Scandinavian - 01/10/00
Vigil amusingly vigorous denials Finland is a part of Scandinavia are proved completely wrong much to all our glee.
Gwog disconnections - Early 00
From #daikatana - cool log of our Gwog's *pitiful* attempts to stay connected to IRC.
Random vulgarity 1 - Early 00
From #daikatana - ascii fisting pr0n and other such disturbing IRC abuse.
Gwog vs Shambler - Early 00
From ICQ - predictions of who will dish out the 0wnage when we get to play full DKT DM.
85% of people in this channel would... - 5/8/00
More of that Q2 DM mapper Than, more penis. *Sigh* again...
Penis-peach - 3/7/00
Q2 DM mapper Than's exploits dipping his penis in a peach flavour fizzy drink. *Sigh*...
Shrimp! - 9/6/00
Scampie's anti-shrimp script backfires =). An in-joke for #terrafusion regulars...
Odds and sods 2 - 9/6/00
Various bits of randomly silly stuff from recent chats.
Anti-beetle defences - 9/6/00
More nonsense about the cyBeAr-spawned beetles that keep attacking me.
Vondur vs. Excessus 3 - 21/3/00
The war continues, Shambler gets enlisted.
Vondur vs. Excessus 2 - 19/3/00
A shorter but just as silly battle of twits.
Vondur vs. Excessus 1 - 19/3/00
A silly, surreal, sustained battle of wits.
Shambler's DCC nonsense - 19/3/00
With some pr0n talk at the start as a bonus. A novel way to kick yourself of IRC.
Rush probing - 19/3/00
When will he give up and realise I'll never reveal Real Life™ details??
Goat pr0n - 2/3/00
Like further description is necessary??
Killes and coffee - 27/2/00
Everything now makes perfect sense...
Yes - 22/2/00
Or indeed, "no". A particularly serious and mature #terrafusion debate.
Filth - 20/2/00
Filth as usual, hamster buggery, fish genitals, insulting Americans, all the fun of the fair =).
Golf - 20/2/00
IRC golf! With Fribbles! And with more violence than you get in Real Life™ golf!
Team Fortress Classic - 20/2/00
Shambles rambles about being forced to download TFC as part of any HL patch.
Odds and sods 1 - 14/1/00
Various bits of randomly silly stuff from recent chats.
Zan - 12/1/00
Zan gets offended by some arbitrary comment and starts bl33ting on about ISP bans, oh joy!!
Killes abuse. - 11/1/00
Heh, does that need any justification?? And a bit of Q3A abuse too.
Vulgar name changes. - 7/1/00
The plan is working, the rot is spreading, #terrafusion is being defiled by my prescence...
Strap-ons. - 2/1/00
Shambler enters the chat and suddenly the conversation turns to strap-on dildos under his nefarious influence.
Penis - 2/1/00
Chatting about map names, and suddenly Shambler's penis manages to kill the conversation dead.
Direction - 2/1/00
A weird idea about what direction people are facing, but the penii do creep in at the end...
IRC Miscellaneous Debris - updated 25/12/99
The very best and silliest quotes and IRC snippets, from the Main page quotes.
Penis / Pingu - 25/12/99
Than's plans for a Q3A penis model, and Pingu's shocking pop music taste.
Cow / Xmas - 25/12/99
More ideas for the Q3A cow, some traditional Bal abuse, and #tf rejects Christmas.
Modelling a cow in Q3A - 20/12/99
Yes now you too can see what cutting edge ideas the top mappers and modellers discuss in #tf.
Pig-sheeps - 16/12/99
You just don't want to know....Shambler finally admits to practising bestiality, etc etc.
Cuban Boys - 12/12/99
In praise of their "Cogniscenti vs. Intelligensia" masterpiece. Da dee da diddy doo doo...
Scrotile definition - 12/12/99
The definition of the word "scrotile", as well as other ridiculous antics...
Botmatch and other genital related stuff. - 12/12/99
Just some miscellaneous nonsense, larking around and botmatch slagging off.
Illegal channels - 21/11/99
I was bored so spent some time finding out which channels are banned in Gamesnet, educational.
Frenchman troutage - 21/11/99
A bit of slapping that Frenchman, Bal, just for fun.
ProdigyXL's spelling - 20/11/99
Did Shambler managed to get Pr0d to quit IRC in a sulk?? Maybe...
Shambler on bots - 6/11/99
A sensible debate on bots. Honestly. Really. Trust me!!
Kami's map - 19/9/99
KamiKhazi yet again! With some cutting quotes from the review of his map and related insults and nonsense.
KTimpakt promotion - 19/9/99
Shambler comes up with some cutting edge ideas about how to advertise the KTimpakt map pack.
The sheep and Kami's mother - 19/9/99
More fun, frolics and random lewdness with me as a sheep which obviously gets some people excited.
Damaul's Shed - 5/9/99
A surprisingly indepth discussion/interrogation about Damaul's world famous "mapping shed".
Shambler slags off Q2 players who use the female model - 5/9/99
A pet hate of mine and I manage to be fairly obnoxious - hopefully this will stop the "nice enough sort of chap" accusations.
Shambler eats things - 27/8/99
Starting with a Smint box, then moving onto Paul@MPQ for the main course.
Borsato's spelling - 27/8/99
My talents are unlimited, I even managed to accidentally insult Borsato without even realising.
Damaul and KamiKhazi - 27/8/99
Umm this is fairly gross but it's Kami's fault, honestly.
Hungry Penis - 27/8/99
Another log where the title explains everything you need to know =).
Smallpileofnonsense - 27/8/99
For some reason, playing around with Spoggy's nick is curiously addictive...
Than - 25/8/99
Some good old traditional insultation, with Paul@MPQ and
Than@KTimpakt. And me, of course =).
Gonzo's reviews of SP maps - 25/8/99
TEAMShambler achieves new levels of obnoxiousness!! Hmmm, there might be a valid point in there somewhere too...
Paul, tentacle, dog - 25/8/99
Exactly what the title says...whatever that means. The usual gibberish and random insults, I guess.
Cheshire - 25/8/99
Well, dear old cheshire has sadly left the mapping scene, so I had to give him some hassle about that.
Rush's revenge - 25/8/99
Story behind this: I'd managed to fool Rush into admitting to a quote he never said...so he planned his revenge for me =).
------ - 25/8/99
More trivial nonsense and playing around with names.
Welcome to #cheese - 31/7/99
Well there was this nasty argument in #terrafusion and some people wanted to talk about cheese...
Paul stares - 29/7/99
The g1mp manages to be genuinely funny. R0ck.
Ball - 24/7/99
Some snippets with everyone's favourite round bouncy thing.
[R2]Optic - 24/7/99
Some inanities but surprisingly little smaK with everyone's most hated speedrunner =).
Shambler's age - 22/7/99
Some people try to find it out - no chance - and the Frib accuses *me* of being grumpy - ROFL.
My modem is gay - 22/7/99
No honestly, 100% raving homosexual arse-bandit.
Fun with Xori - 20/7/99
He's gonna kill me for this one =). A rather vicious little argument...
Renaming mayhem - 20/7/99
Ludicrously complex session of name swapping. I love Compy's reaction when he wakes up, but you deserve
a prize if you:
1. read that far, and 2. understand any of it =).
Gits - 17/7/99
A rather large "gitting" session which conclusively proves Paul@MPQ IS THE GIT.
Asif - 17/7/99
Some bad puns and Paul@MPQ shows he has a heart.
Gimp - 17/7/99
The g1mpmeister himself defines "g1mp" for all those who don't know.
Shite new terrafusion - 15/7/99
My reaction to the new channel features...as you will see I am a little bit annoyed - I only manage 3 lines without continuous swearing =).
The reaction to this very section - 15/7/99
Umm, the title says it all.
Paula - 14/7/99
A contest for Paul@MPQ that he fails to live up to, sigh, I win again. This really amused me but I'm yet to discover why...
Paulb - 14/7/99
More random bollocks and insults with Paul@MPQ.
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