Chatting in #terrafusion:
Arse      = Me
KamiKhazi = Veteran of #quake.uk, say no more
Borsato   = Veteran of potato peeling contests, say no more
Xori      = Veteran of being thoroughly bad-tempered

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<Arse> bah
<KamiKhazi> Mr Shambler
<Arse> arse
*** Arse is now known as TEAMShambler
<Borsato> Hey, shamby.. next time pick a nick less similar to your poersona
<TEAMShambler> shut up
<KamiKhazi> next time pick a nick that's less similar to your face
<TEAMShambler> next time just quit irc permanently so i don't have to put up with 
  you g1mps
<KamiKhazi> :P
* TEAMShambler is in an "agressive IRC insults mood"
<Xori> shambler: what's new?
<KamiKhazi> INSULT ME! GWAN GIMME YER BEST !!!
<TEAMShambler> xori: i had a civil chat with you earlier
<TEAMShambler> admittedly it felt quite bizarre
<TEAMShambler> but it happened
<Xori> Shambler: oh that IS different.  What was WRONG with you man?  Been hittin 
  the bong?
<KamiKhazi> :)
<Borsato> kami, its not possible to insult you
<KamiKhazi> cos i am perfect
<Xori> kami :){
<KamiKhazi> in every way
<Borsato> no beacuse you cannot insult a monkey
<KamiKhazi> RIGHT!
<KamiKhazi> RIGHT!
<TEAMShambler> 12RIGHT???
<TEAMShambler> go for those 1337 bold caps, it really impresses us you know
<KamiKhazi> ... umm... y0 mumma's so phat she ... that,... kids put a ribbon round 
  her and held a marathon
<Borsato> Nor can monkeys insult me :)
<TEAMShambler> ummmm y0 momma's, well she wasn't that fat or i'd have refused 
  the BJ she offered
<KamiKhazi> Mooooooooooooo00000000000000000ooooooooooooooooooo000000
  00000000ooooooooooooooooooo000000000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooo
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* Borsato yawns
* TEAMShambler puts Kami's dick into B........ummmm errrrrrrr, never mind
<KamiKhazi> oooh yeah... mmmm
* TEAMShambler washes his hands VERY thoroughly
<Borsato> Shamby is way to fond of fondling other peop;e's dicks
<TEAMShambler> too
<TEAMShambler> people's
* Borsato sighs
<TEAMShambler> sorry
<TEAMShambler> i shouldn't do that
<Borsato> The spelling attack
<Borsato> how lame
<TEAMShambler> after all, you are not english
<Borsato> YOU fucking git! They are TYPOS
<TEAMShambler> i should reserve it for than as he is 1. english and 2. hopeless
<Borsato> I know how to spell
<TEAMShambler> rofl =))
* Borsato feels baited..
<TEAMShambler> ummmm that didn't quite work as planned, i was trying to make 
  amends...oh well
<Borsato> LOL
<Borsato> well thanx for the attempt
<Borsato> It's the thought that counts
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