Chatting in #terrafusion:
The regular crew, you know...

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<skull> I got a Darth Maul mousemat too, and actually its a pretty damned good mouse 
  mat
<skull> its all ridged
<shambles> mmm
<shambles> ridged
<shambles> ridged, black, and throbbing
<skull> yeah. and my old mouse mat had a few stains on it
<shambles> errr
<shambles> yes
<skull> from where my hand was rubbing it constantly
<shambles> right
<skull> black marks that is
<shambles> do you like rubbing the ridged one??
<shambles> black marks?
<shambles> ouch!
<skull> the ridged one feels very different
<shambles> they generally do
<shambles> more stimulating
<skull> its also slick soooo
<shambles> so your hand slides along it nicely when you stroke it??
<skull> but I have an optical mouse so the mousemat is rather unneeded
<skull> yes. very smooth stroking action
<shambles> nice
<shambles> make sure you clean any stains off
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<shambles> mmm
<shambles> i think the irc chat logs are getting better on the whole
<shambles> a good thing, i was worried the standards were slipping
<shambles> overall, i think not
<redman> heh
<redman> i think you can thank killes for alot of the funnier ones
<shambles> errr
<shambles> not really actually
<shambles> killes barely features in the silly section
<shambles> or the serious section for that matter
<redman> :o
<shambles> he will soon though
<redman> heh
<redman> from what i can see, i dont really feature at all :o
<redman> thank fuck
<shambles> errrr no =)
<shambles> you need to talk about penises more!!
<redman> then i shall not!
<redman> i wish to remain out of those acursed logs for as long as humanly possible :D
<shambles> hehehe
* shambles is watching you very carefully :P
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<Rush> shambler!
<Rush> when did you take it?
<shambler> rush!
<shambler> take what?
<Rush> chemistry
* Maj giggles
<shambler> heh
<Rush> ??
<shambler> i don't reveal rl information and that includes the state of my education
<Rush> FUCKING SHIT
* shambler expects that will annoy rush
* shambler was right
<Rush> do you catch my every subtle attempt at revealing your goddamn age?
<Rush> BASTARD
* shambler celebrates: Shambler 1 - Rush 0
<Rush> :P
<Maj> in other words, shambler's probably 11 years old
<Rush> god..
<Rush> and i tried to be subtle too...
<Rush> i will have to be even more so later
* Rush meditates....
* Rush swears while meditating
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* Captain_SpunkCannon aims
* Captain_SpunkCannon lights the fuse
* Captain_SpunkCannon fires
* Pauk runs
<Captain_SpunkCannon> pauk is drenched!!!
<Pauk> nope
<Captain_SpunkCannon> yes
<Captain_SpunkCannon> i am the captain
<Pauk> nope
<Captain_SpunkCannon> i control you puny mortals
<Pauk> nope
<Captain_SpunkCannon> yes
<Vigil> but i am THE Admiral!
<Pauk> nope
<Pauk> you don't control shit
<Captain_SpunkCannon> i command you!
<Captain_SpunkCannon> you obey!
* Vigil looks around and sees no mortals
<Pauk> nope
<Captain_SpunkCannon> yes!
<Pauk> nope
<Captain_SpunkCannon> okay then
* Captain_SpunkCannon fucks off
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