Chatting in #terrafusion Shambler = Me excessus = Renowned Q1 DM mapper Vondur = Renowned Q1, HL and Q3A mapper Everyone else = The usual suspects ... * excessus slaps everybody * Vondur slaps ex with maps * Vondur rails ex hehe * Vondur slaps ex shaddap i am not talking with you! * excessus pulls out Vondurīs tongue and puts a lot of pepper into it hehe * Vondur puts ex into beer boiler and fires it * excessus takes Mindīs cigarette and finish it in Vondurīs left cheek * Goetz turns vondur and excessus in misc_models and places them in q3dm1 to look at each other how insane... staring at Vondur eternally! goetz =) haha * excessus sends the Nemesis right to Vondurīs place * Vondur hotplug ex into air compressor * excessus opens Vondurīs mouth and puts a lot of salt into it * Vondur throws ex into slime lol * excessus taps Vondur repeteadly until he makes a hole in his back * Vondur puts ex instead of spacebar key * excessus forces Vondur to watch q2 demo1 in loop one million times * Vondur puts ex and 666 exbots into dm4 and set timelimit 666 * excessus jumps out of his place and b0rks Vondurīs keyboard * Vondur unplug ex from hot water tube that connected to the ex's eye * excessus beats all the exbots and secretly takes a slipgate to his comp processor, stolen all his MHZ * excessus grabs Vondurīs latest map and turns it into a single cube, then re-releases it as a fixed upgrade for everyone to see LOL @ ex =) haha :) hehe * Friction farts at the general direction of excessus * Vondur slaps ex with q3a cdcase Wow! an intellectual chat! * Friction farts at the general direction of BARiUM * BARiUM takes the q3a cd case and brake it into small pieces Aushan, always is in here ;D * Vondur slaps ex * Vondur slaps ex * Vondur slaps ex * excessus glues Vondur to a train rail, 30 mins before it passes by eheh * Vondur connects left ear of excessus to the "-" and right one to the "+" and powers up this system with 38V 1000A * excessus takes Vondur and inserts it into the electric plug * Vondur cuts ex's head with melee bloody sharp axe * excessus renderizes Vondur as a green lolipop and puts him as his wallpaper * Vondur puts ex on high traffic road and waits for the bulldozer he ordered to smash ex's house * excessus cuts every and each Vondurīs fingers to prevent him to keep hitting the keybo ahah bor looks like vondur got you first. :) 'keybo' *** Shambler changes topic to 'I i dont play my maps too ... * Vondur hates his maps actually || * excessus takes Vondur and inserts it into the electric plug' yea fric!! :) LOL fric! rofl * Friction farts at the general direction of excessus and Vondur * Vondur has special suit * excessus has a suit made of Vondurīs skin ahah hehe * Vondur slaps ex with spog ahahah Vondur don't damage SPOG! * Bal is confused * excessus stares at Vondur admiring a Living Monument to Human Lazyness * excessus hits Vondur with an artificial pearl * Vondur sends ex to smabler via FedExcessus ahahah hehe smabler? yea * borsato giggles smabler smabler smabler schmabler scribbler * excessus horribly deforms an already ugly cockroach and turns it into... Vondur! Great, I can smoke that:) * borsato lights up a Vondur. Hmmm tasty roach * Vondur prepares huge 30megaton nuke * excessus burns Vondur until he disappear in thin air * Bal yawns * excessus stoles Bal yawn * Vondur restoles bal's yawn from excessus * excessus reconfigures Vondur to actually appear remotely intelligent ROFLMAO haha iīm in range... damn, where u getting all these from ex?! =D MY MIND! :) what mind? this mind? ex is w00pin ur ass Von!! ahah * Shambler slaps Mindcrime around a bit with a large trout YEEEEAH! this time i will win! * Vondur recognizes that ex is not ex in fact, he is a monster_fish * excessus crushes Vondur and sells the remainings as original dino excrements * excessus jumps atop Vondurīs head until he is flat enough to serve as a bin oh i cant stop... damn * Vondur rolls ex into tube and puts him into refrigerator with frozen chickens. Nice company! iii not that! * excessus performs a brutallity bonus onto Vondur! LOL * BARiUM looks for a OFF switch... BARiUM, hehe * Vondur slaps ex with adioses * excessus puts Vondur upside down and still is unable to make a difference between his ass or his face Ex! Stop the violence bro! sorry :( hehe ROFLMAO * excessus hugs Vondur * excessus kisses Vondur That's better 'HUMILIATION!' Hiya Bal * excessus thinks Vondur is cuddle! von has lost this time * Vondur clothes ex with Satan Claus wear hihihihiihi * Vondur 's batteries are low give up Vondur... iīm coke powered tonite :) * Vondur unplugs ex * Vondur disconnects ex * excessus tries to recover taking his power from vondurīs mind, just to find there is none * Vondur has additional hidden power sources * excessus removes Vondurīs bollocks, where his only power resides * Vondur replaces ex's legs with wheels and pushes ex down from high hill * excessus performs a borsato (ninja war technique) onto Vondurīs face LOL :) hehe heheh Good thing I taught you that move :) oh yeah, saved me this time! * excessus hides incredibly-ancient-eggs inside Vondurīs bed and wait paciently patiently? poatislky? snjsssnss? * BARiUM puts his fingers up in ex's nose and performs the famous nose swing! * excessus ffeeefees feesfs fefeefefs Vonfeeeshh fesh oh i hate when you do this to me... * Vondur replaces ex's head with decay potato * borsato scratches his butt * excessus butts his scratch * Vondur exxs his bors * borsato fondles a particular furry raccoon * excessus raccoon Vonīs fondles * Vondur thressss ex's kooooss * Inertia farts in von & ex's face * excessus hits Vondurīs head and he tosses out a little Z80 processor hehe * BARiUM is coding... if (excessus==intelligent)goto impossible; * excessus formats BARiUM * Vondur unex ex * Inertia unplugs ChanServ's left hand from Vondur 's ass #define Terrafusion = kaos * excessus randomices Vondurīs behaviours * Vondur puts bobby in boiler with h2so4 and waits until there will be only some grey liquid * excessus makes a tea with Vondurīs nose and forces BARIuM to drink it up * Vondur re-ex ex * excessus undo Von * Vondur pre-ex ex into xe * excessus hammers Von down to the ground until he appears in Australia * Vondur takes heavy hammer and smashes ex's head * excessus uses Vonīs incredible ass as a drum * Vondur puts headphones at ex's smashed head and starts britney spears at full volume * excessus cast a "remove intelligence" spell into Vondurīs and shocked when the effect is not shown * BARiUM inserts a medium sized killes into excessus ass *** Malevola has joined #TERRAFUSION hi mal * excessus grabs Malevola and hits Vondurs ex: glad I could be of assistance hi vondur sorree :) iīm in a war a hard and bloody war * BARiUM slaps mal for helping ex * excessus nemesises Vondur * Vondur exesises ex * excessus cuts BARiUM feet toes and inserts them into Vondurīs ears * Friction farts at the general direction of Vondur and excessus * Vondur makes from ex win.exe and deletes this useless file * Malevola grabs barium, breaks the hand he slapped him with and proceeds to kick in his kneecaps. Don't fuck with my pal Vondur. :) :) * excessus picks the ":)" thing from Vondurīs only comments and deletes it ouch * Vondur unex ex into exe * Vondur unex ex into dll * Malevola types another one, cuts it, and pastes it to ex's forehead * BARiUM takes out the broken bones from his hand and use them to puncture mal's eyeballs * Vondur unex ex into rmf * Vondur unex ex into map * Vondur unex ex into bsp so he looks like this (:):)) * excessus puts Vondur into an aquarium and when he is used to the water, it takes him out or [:)=| * excessus dresses Vondurīs as a lovely teenager, then send him back to school * Vondur sells ex as potato to some arab ahahahah damn... this count as 2 points er... :) lets see... good one vondur lol oh you got me to lost my concentration!!!! er... good good mumble mumble he uses the evil mind trick mal helped much tho * excessus inserts Von into a CD-player and just listen to the melodic screams * Malevola speaks spanglish to ex. ha! I know that one hurts. sssh... iīm thinking hard now :) * Vondur puts ex into q3 yellow fog * excessus sells Vondurīs mind as obsolete single-neuronal, pseudp-organic stuff * excessus gives Vondurīs invoices to tax agents * Vondur sells ex as green quake guy pants to some sysadmin LOL that one wins which one? :) green quake guy pants :) n-n-noooo!!! :( * Vondur wins with mal's help 666:0 * excessus insert Vondurīs personality into a bot, adding nothing new to it * excessus is having headache :) * Vondur buys ex in huge store with 99% discount, and throws him into the recycle bin as obsolete thing guys this has fucking r0cked ex, von, you r00l =) what shamb? Oh we love you Phife! * excessus tries to find Vondurīs sexual organs while wearing a cutter with no luck haha thank :) ...