Chatting in #terrafusion S|-|^|V|813R = Me excessus = Renowned Q1 DM mapper Vondur = Renowned Q1, HL and Q3A mapper Everyone else = The usual suspects ... brb - QUAKE brb - PR0N * excessus jumps atop shambler and inserts a pr0n mag in his right ear * S|-|^|V|813R sperms in excessus general direction * Vondur slaps excessus around a bit with a large trout * Vondur excesussesques excessus with excessish excess * excessus records shambler voice and uses it to scare childrens hehe nice one von shaddap you * excessus minimices Vondur * S|-|^|V|813R records excessus voice and uses it as novelty fart joke * Vondur recordes ex' snores, amplifies em and gives listen to teachers....total death * excessus hooks shambler from the ceiling and burns his feets naaghhh 2on1 or wha?? * Vondur rehooks ex to hook * S|-|^|V|813R sticks his sweaty toes up excessus nose * Bal goes on ex's side, but has nothing to say * S|-|^|V|813R spawns in hook and quad grenade jumps off hooked excessus * Vondur squishes bal immideately doh * Bal dead sorry ex =) *** Bal is now known as Food eat me! * S|-|^|V|813R confuses bal by using long words * excessus grabs his keyboard and hides behind Wiebo * Vondur gives balish fast food to excessus during long winter month..result - borked killes * Vondur 's english borked as excessus eh nice idea * excessus feeds up Bal with vondurīs sock detritus * S|-|^|V|813R inserts excessus up excessus * Vondur reinserts ex into ex * Vondur reloads ex with new fresh exes * excessus makes a hamburguer with shambler excess of grass and feeds Vondur with it * S|-|^|V|813R sticks his dick up excessus nose * Vondur rjumps * excessus moves Vondur to another directory and mark it as secret * Vondur grabs quad * Vondur quadrails ex * excessus pushes shambler right to the lava * excessus forces shambler to play q3 for 345 hours * excessus forces vondur to play the whole exdm serie for endless hours * Vondur vomits * excessus stoles the key "e" from Vondurīs keyboard * excessus reallocates Vondurīs memory to fit the maximum capacity of 11k * S|-|^|V|813R right clicks on excessus to check properties: File: None, Size: 0k .... strange * excessus inserts a blank CD into shambler mind and leave it go blanky thru streets * Vondur is happy that ex is selfoverflowed * excessus removes "happy" from Vondurīs properties * excessus place "boredom" instead * Vondur adds selfb0rk checkbox to ex borked drivers i can beat ya both :P hex0r off * Vondur beats ex to death * Vondur launches ex to the moon * excessus installs shamblerīs drivers to sexual organs of vondur, b0rkin them * Vondur suffocates ex with ammiak * mickey just picked his nose after chopping chillis owww, bugger * excessus betatest shambler and declares it a waste of time * Vondur cuts ex's fingers by bloody axe * S|-|^|V|813R deletes exdm series....wh00ps, never downloaded them at all.... ouch! * Vondur haxoring ex's webby and adds there goat pr0n * excessus secretly erases sham folder from PQ ftp * S|-|^|V|813R scans computer for wasted files....scan automatically deletes excessus, exdm maps, and all excessus chat logs * mickey eats Food, ooh its Bal flavoured, nice !! * Vondur simplifies ex into to one right leg creature * S|-|^|V|813R watches as excessus falls over and spins round in a circle * excessus convinces John Romero to convert Daikatana to DM-only to annoy shambler * Vondur renames ex into logo.sys * excessus dooms shambler to only play DM games forever * S|-|^|V|813R throws computer away to get rid of all signs of excessus * excessus puts a pic of Vondur as his wallpaper and windows refuses to load * Vondur adds ex into beyond belief as average idling knight * excessus compresses shambler beyond imagination and the result is... vondur! * Vondur rebork ex from bork * S|-|^|V|813R discovers new shortcut in beyond belief by grenade jumping off ex-b0rked-knight and does a 5 second quicker speedrun * Vondur is happy with this * excessus manages to have shambler to look remotely intelligent and wins the hardcore programmer award! * S|-|^|V|813R fails to make excessus look remotely intelligent * Vondur turns ex into chton right before iikka kurkela starts his awesome speedrun at e1m7 * S|-|^|V|813R transplants excessus brain into slug and slug dies from stupiditiy * excessus un-happilices Vondur by stoling his huge collection of vodka bottles * excessus pushes shambler into a slipgate that goes to exdm9 -- the void!! * Vondur throws ex into boiler with q2 dm maps, salt this mass and lets it to the sewers * excessus sends vondur to the past, where there was no irc * excessus fertillices vondur with loads of shamblerīs excrements * Vondur sends ex to the future where is nuclear winter and hungry mutants * excessus cuts vondurīs both legs and leave him in the middle of a scottish farm full of hungry goats * excessus randomices shambler words * Vondur turns ex into lawnmower daaah! enoough! * excessus falls to the ground * S|-|^|V|813R tries to read excessus words but gives up * Vondur redoh borked ex ahah sham phew... u now sham... we had a great one this morning you lost it :) i think both was inspired which is rare (vondur, u know) hehe i have a log cool! * excessus places vondurīs log into the chimney ahah sorry... no no stop it :) * Vondur cuts ex' throat and lets him walk bleeh disgusting :) heeh * S|-|^|V|813R inserts a fresh turd into excessus throat *** Food is now known as Bal * excessus reads old granny tales to shambler and makes him die due to boredom hi food hehe ...