Chatting in #terrafusion:
shambles   = Me
Paul       = Connoisseur of fine insults
Bal        = Another connoisseur
Zanyashi   = Say no more, just read his bl33ting
guf        = Ion Storm d00d, should be working on a game or something
Frib       = Top Aussie d00d
cf-wratte  = Capable of some smart abuse on IRC
redman     = Fed up with Killes
Gom-Jabbar = Not fed up with Killes

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<shambles> new shambler insult on the qboard
<shambles> you might like this one =)
<Paul> shambler insults...
* Paul is gone
<Paul> hehe
<Bal> hehe, very nice shamb
<Paul> painful
* shambles bows
<shambles> i'm proud of that one
<Paul> i liked the comment on your site about killes
*** Zanyashi has joined #terrafusion
<Zanyashi> Hi
<shambles> i had visions of a 6000 metre glans with zan's head in the urethra
<shambles> LOL
<Zanyashi> Oh great
<Paul> hehehe
<shambles> what perfect timing!!!
<Zanyashi> Look who
<Paul> speak of the devil
<Bal> hehe
* shambles dances around with joy
<Bal> lo zan
<Zanyashi> -shrug- I'm going to attempt to be the bit more mature one here in #tf
<shambles> ROFL!!
<Zanyashi> I'll the Shamblers piss me about
<shambles> why bother??
<Zanyashi> Somehow I won't care
<shambles> you'll fool no-one
<shambles> "the Shamblers"??
<Zanyashi> yawn
<shambles> an army of shamblers
<Zanyashi> It's called typos
<Paul> hi zanny
<shambles> dedicated to annoying zan
<Zanyashi> I'm pissed
* shambles gets moist at that thought
<Paul> can we write a bot to do that?
<Paul> replace chanserv with it
<Zanyashi> And when I'm pissed I lost typing powers
<Paul> insultbot
<Zanyashi> Hi Paul
<Paul> with added shambler insults
<Zanyashi> ShambServ
<Paul> you drunk zan?
<Zanyashi> No
<Zanyashi> pissed off
<shambles> cool
<Paul> hehe, i know =)
<shambles> anything i can do to help zan??
<Zanyashi> yes shambles
<shambles> ...
<Paul> give him a hug
<shambles> mmm
<Paul> lend him a fiver
<Zanyashi> you can minorly apologize for your little comment
<Zanyashi> Wait, that's right!
<shambles> i could roger him senseless, is that close enough paul??
<Zanyashi> This is Mr Shambler I'm talking to!
<Bal> hehe
<shambles> zan, i apologised on the qboard for you
<Paul> no shambles
<Paul> thats not legal
<Zanyashi> Where?
<shambles> errr
<Zanyashi> Zan: Face facts, Americans suck enough dick for it to cross over the Atlantic 
  and not even dampen a pube along it's mighty 3000 mile length. And you suck more 
  than average - you are the one with your head inside the mountainous bell-end, 
  chewing your way out from the inside. 
<shambles> my last post
<Zanyashi> That
<shambles> is "almost" an apology
<shambles> well
<Zanyashi> *laugh* Some apology
<shambles> it's as good as you are going to get
<Paul> hehehe
<Zanyashi> Sigh...
<Zanyashi> Whatever
<shambles> lol
<Paul> shambler, that is not an apology
<shambles> it is too!!
<Paul> its good old piss take
* shambles laughs so much he has to go to the toilet
<Zanyashi> Well shambles
<shambles> brb
<Zanyashi> Wow, this is funny
<Zanyashi> I could say a lot of shit about brits
<Zanyashi> But I won't
<Zanyashi> I'm a step above you.
<Zanyashi> shambles is in knob mode.
<shambles> knob mode
* shambles sets +knobmode shambles
<Zanyashi> Yes
* Zanyashi sets mode +iban shambles
<shambles> you wish
<Zanyashi> I do
* Zanyashi sets mode +ibanfromeveryispinUK shambles
<shambles> hhehe
<Zanyashi> *shrug* I know the right people too.
<shambles> lol
* shambles managed to get Zan into "hardcore h4x0r" mode
<Zanyashi> No.
<shambles> fuck me i am chuffed with that
<Zanyashi> Not hax0r mode.
<Zanyashi> If I wanted to hack you I would have already.
<shambles> making threats about isp bans
<shambles> hehehe
<shambles> cool
<Zanyashi> I'm a bit above that you see.
<shambles> sure you are zan
<Zanyashi> I'd rather take the legal road
<shambles> and well above threatening to h4x0r people and ban them
<shambles> farrrrrrrrrrr too mature for that i see
<Zanyashi> *sigh* Ever read the TOS for your isp?
<shambles> zan: yeah, it says "Don't listen to any whining American cunts or we'll have 
  to suspend your site"
<Zanyashi> Really...
<Zanyashi> I'll need to read the TOS for dircon.
<shambles> oh please, go on zan
<Zanyashi> I'm sure you've broken at least one rule.
<shambles> are you getting thrilled now??
<Zanyashi> Nope
<Bal> im sure hes broken em all yeah!
<shambles> i have broken the bandwidth limit twice
<Zanyashi> Eh
<shambles> because i r0ck so bad!!
<Bal> haha
<Zanyashi> You're obviously confused
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At this point, Zan is desperately scrabbling around the Dircon main site, trying to find
something that will make his puerile threats sound vaguely interesting. In the meantime, we
are discussing the word "cunt", and Zan is trying to threaten me in with private messages,
which I am, of course, completely ignoring.

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<guf> shambles: is the word "cunt" as repellent to women in the UK as it is to lasses in 
  the US?
<shambles> errrrr
<shambles> dunno
<guf> cuz I notice you UK-ites use it A LOT
<shambles> it's not as repellent to english chaps though!!
<shambles> mmm
<shambles> yes
<Bal> yeah, us sites seem to use that word less

-Zanyashi- I'm not talking about your web site you know.

<guf> and in the US that's like the worst thing you can call a goil
<Bal> its one of those brit things
<shambles> well

-Zanyashi- I'm rather talking about your internet access

<shambles> i wouldn't call a girl that
<guf> heh
<shambles> well
<shambles> it's not fitting you see
<guf> seriously, I know girls that like cry when the word is used
<guf> it's crezzy
<shambles> it's the arbitrary nature of the insult that makes it suitable for insulting men 
  (and little boys like zan) with
<Bal> hmm... i wouldnt even be sure of an equivalent in french...
<guf> then you go online, it's like "cunt0r this" and "cunt0r that" ;)
<shambles> i'm sure you do you gallic pervs :P
<shambles> heheh yeah guf
<guf> heh
<shambles> i dunno any grrls online so i dunno if all that offends them
<shambles> and to be honest, i dunno if i'd care if it did
<shambles> mmm
<shambles> i prolly would
<guf> "hey, you're a girl eh? does the word CUNT offend you?"
<guf> I can just see it now ;)
<shambles> like, renegade used to complain that his "bit" didn't like seeing it when he 
  was on this channel
<shambles> so i stopped
<Bal> actually, u did show some considerations in ur last update about women
<guf> ah
<shambles> then again, renegade looks hard as nails so i didn't want to mess
<shambles> yeah
<shambles> well
<Frib> lol guf
<Frib> have this song on cd
<shambles> generally i respect everyone online, except anyone i've actually talked to
<shambles> =)
<Bal> haha
<Frib> at the start of the song he says "if the word CUNT offends you.. it's time to go"
<GomJabbar> hehe
<Frib> song is "fat rich cunts"
<shambles> see
<shambles> aussies know the score
<shambles> the only race ruder than uk =)
<Frib> hah
<guf> hahah
<Frib> well, we learned from the masters
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Now the little twat returns:

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<Zanyashi> "To cause any individual annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety."
<Zanyashi> Ah
<Zanyashi> You have an AUP shambles
<Zanyashi> and you are in break of it. :P
<shambles> zan: and you have a pile of shite for a brain
<shambles> coming soon
<shambles> www.TEAMcausingzanneedlessanxiety.com
<Zanyashi> No I'm not.
<Zanyashi> Sorry shambles
<Zanyashi> Keep going. Go ahead.
<Zanyashi> I'm serious.
<shambles> lol
<Zanyashi> Whatever
<shambles> you are a scream zan
<cf-wratte> shambler, the one man crusade against shambler-proclaimed stupid people
<Zanyashi> Off to see if there are any Kaos Knights in the UK. Probably are, and if there 
  are you're in shit.
<shambles> i can just imagine steam coming out of your spotty 14 year old ears
* shambles wonders if zan is getting his first erection from all the excitement of 
  threatening zan
<Zanyashi> And I can see the look on your face if I can push it through.
<Zanyashi> "Once a Kaos Knight, always a Kaos Knight. <K-K> Forever!"
*** Zanyashi has quit IRC (Once a Kaos Knight, always a Kaos Knight. <K-K> Forever!)
<shambles> wrath: naaa, i think more like "shambler, the one man crusade against zan"
<Bal> hehe, zan is funny
<cf-wratte> once an arse, always an arse
<shambles> he is a freak
<redman> at least zan isn't such a horrendous attention seeker as killes
<shambles> hehehe
<GomJabbar> killes rox ;)
<redman> killes is an idiot
<Bal> nah, but zan just doesnt seem to understand anything
<GomJabbar> always laugh my ass of when he's on the channel
<redman> discussion over
<shambles> zan...lol
<shambles> i wish aard was here
<shambles> i'm sure he'd be most happy at me winding zan up
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